Wheres God?

There were two very bad brothers, and they were always making trouble.

One day their school burned down, and the parents knew that their two sons had something to do with it. As a result the parents decided to take the kids to church so they would learn about what is right. They decided to take the younger child first. When the younger child went to church the priest asked "Son do you know where god is?" the little boy got scared. So the priest asked again but he was a little mad this time"Son do you know where god is?" the kid is know really very scared. The priest got even madder and asked "Son do you know where god is?" the kid started to shake. The priest was know furious and he asked "Son do you know where god is?" the kid got really scared and ran home saying "oh shit,oh shit,oh shit". When he got home he started to pack his bag and his older brother asked why he was packing, the little boy replied "we have to leave NOW" His brother says "Why?". "The church is missing god and they think we took him!!"

JellyBelly on
lol thats funny!
amiallalone on
LMAO http://www.humorama.com is my uncle's joke website. im sure u could find a bunch more jokes there.
mexicana13 on
hahahahahhaha!
William on
ur uncles sites not that great. its too confusin 
mexicana13 on
yeah, i went on there . my xpression:..........................
amiallalone on
i havent been on the site recently. i used to help him w/it, but i agree. its kinda messy, and that's kinda why i dont help him anymore.
twilight on
I didn't know you were a daily bread reader. It's ashame I was looking foward to laughing at your expense again, but I can't laugh at you about that can I. Oh and I get to laugh at your expense plenty because of the torture you're putting me through with Nikki!
William on

lol thanx

 

william
Male - 19 years old
CLINTON, AR
United States
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